Simulated College Experience for the Low Asking Price of $100K

Attention prospective Centenary students, we've got some out-of-this-world news for you! Inspired by the newest immersive experience on offer at Walt Disney World, the Galactic Starcruiser hotel, and, perhaps, in an attempt to help CRAB cover renovation costs for Mickle 2 and Hamilton Memorial Swimming Pool, President Holoman, Provost Soul, and Dean Miller have approved plans for a new and similar money-making venture (albeit without the aliens).