The staff of the Conglomerate have recently come into possession of a leaked document that appears to come directly from the desks of CRAB, the Committee to Renovate And Beautify. While CRAB is best known for its bespoke campus renovations, the development of Centenary Film Studios, and our state of the art Simulated College Experience, this document implies more sinister machinations at work. While the Conglomerate cannot confirm the veracity of this document, we believe our readers deserve to be presented with all the evidence. If you or a loved one have recently encountered Evil Skeeter, or have noticed an increase of mold and sludge in the areas you like to frequent, please reach out to our investigative journalism team by emailing IGotSkeeted@centenary.edu.

Following the flooding of the Crumley Garden Professorial Offices due to the malfunction of a snow machine on the set of Snow-pocalypse Gone Wrong, the campus community applauded CRAB’s wise decision to renovate the tunnel between Mickle I and the library into the new Steve Shelburne Memorial Department of Ancient and Modern Languages. The plan called for a complete transformation of the dank, dim space into a wing of offices for those who once resided on the third floor of the Jackson Welcome Center.

While many students have heard whispers of Centenary’s Master Plan for campus, few realize the depth of the proposed renovations and fewer still have taken the time to peruse the 97 page PDF available on the college’s website.