Misc. B. S.
Rogue Skeeter Mascot Seemingly Stalks Freshmen Classes
September 2, 2022
Centenary is, as always, eventful at this start of the new school year. And the class of 2026 is going through a frankly concerning amount of tribulations. First, a still-unaccounted-for student gets left behind in Paris, and now many freshmen are reporting seeing Skeeter, beloved Centenary College mascot, in their classes.
This rogue mascot reportedly started by showing up in Trek 115 classes (a notoriously freshman-filled course). Students claim to see Skeeter sitting towards the back of their classes, where he remains for the entirety of the period. No Trek professors have commented on this phenomenon, in or out of class. In fact, students say that their eyes gloss over if asked about Skeeter at all, followed by them quickly changing the subject.
CIP Student Gets Left Behind in France, “Goes Full Home Alone”
September 2, 2022
Centenary in Paris, the most popular of Centenary traditions, just finished up the program’s 2022 trip with enthusiasm. New Centenary students were given the opportunity to explore the streets of Paris, undoubtedly making lifelong bonds with their peers and procrastinating their assignments in equal measures. Evidently, though, someone was a little too excited to be there, as the obligatory head count in the Jackson parking lot revealed that a student was left behind in Paris.
“I dislike the use of the phrase ‘left behind,’” Dean Mark Miller said when asked for comment. He fumbled with his constantly pinging cell phone and added . . .
